Typewriter, Typewriter

Typewriter is the longest word in English typed only with the top row of keys. I had to share that.

With that, here's a strange poem involving this concept:

Only the top row

two petri typewriter writeup

Only the left hand

gassed were ed; fred were sad

Only the middle row

glad gas, salad lad's gal

Only the right hand

pin yip: kill

Only the bottom row

mxCCC

Reminiscent of my childhood, this ditty reminds me of the foolishness within us. And our computers. (yes, there is a secret in the last line)