Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Taking Over Mars

2014: Jack some nukes from the government. Arrange the uranium and build two rockets.
2015: Secretly, launch large rocket into orbit. Fly small rocket to Mars and survey.
2016: Remote-control large rocket to Mars orbit. Build a docking station and use it to push Mars.
2031: Stop Mars near the orbit of Venus, and flood it with melt water from the poles.
2033: Use extra uranium to build more nukes. Blow up Ike if he threatens.
2035: Complete building habitats. Hang out until I die.
2067: Potentially, complete memiors: Stranded in Paradise.

Hopefully, after this, I will be able to live away from annoying comrades and haphazard bus schedules. And no, you can't come with me.

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