Monday, November 23, 2009

The Modified Alphabets

Normal alphabet
A comrade and I have spent much time recently arguing over which letters in our alphabet are useless. This is to be a presentation of our findings.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
(26 letters)

That is the alphabet as it is today, with all characters present.

Refined alphabet level 1
A komrade and I have spent muth time resently arguing over whith letters in our alfabet are useless. This is to be a presentation of our findings.

A B D E F G H I J K L M N O P R S T U V W Y Z
(23 letters)

We remove C bekause it kan be replased by S and K. For "ch" we use "th." We remove Q bekause it is replased by K and "qu" is replased by "kw." We remove X bekause it is replased by "ks." "Ph" is trunkated to F.

Refined alphabet level 2
A komrate ant I have zpent muth time resently arguing over whith letterz in our alvapet are useless. This is to pe a prezentation ov our vintings.

A E G H I K L M N O P R T U V Y Z
(17 letters)

Ve remove C Q and X vor the zame reazons az bevore. Ve remove B pekause it zounts like P. Ve remove D pekause it zounts like T. Ve remove F ant W pekause they zount like V. Ve remove J pekause it zounts like G. Ve remove S pekause it zounts like Z. "Ph" iz trunkatet to V. Avter vinal revinement, iv you zay it out lout it zounts like a thik aksent. Not a sukcez, put a vail. Hovever, ve only have zeventeen letters.

PZ: you are vugly

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